You know, there really isn't any concise way of describing myself. I know that sounds retarded and sappy but yeah, really something that I type out here, no matter how lengthy, will only encapsulate a certain part of what I am. I'm not satisfied with that. So fuck it, judge based on what I reblog or what I post, they're a much better indication of who's blog this is than anything I say.
Enjoy
Incidentally, my Tumblr has a habit of breaking the rules of time and space, so even though I have the ask box turned on it chooses not to display it.
http://tehpantsking.tumblr.com/ask There ya go!
ok who the hell looked at this creature and went
“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes
and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
(via hulkdick)
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
Fuhhh
The tags. THE TAGS.
(via openmykaleidoscopeyes)
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
